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Strong Espresso Blend Coffee
Strong Espresso Blend Coffee

Strong Espresso Blend Coffee

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£3.10
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Caution: Not for the 💛faint-hearted. You think you can handle it, but I'm not so sure.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate. No, wait. I've copied and pasted the wrong text there. No way would you call Strong Espresso Blend coffee "temperate". More 💨hurricane-y. Think Thor's Hammer.

The official description says "Hints of roasted 🥜peanut developing into 🍫chocolate characteristics. Thick and syrupy with plenty of 🏋️‍♀️body for a persistent finish. Great with 🥛milk!"

I think that's misleading. It should say something like this; It'll make your hair curl. Unless you've got curly hair. In which case it will all fall out. If your hair has already fallen out, you've probably already tried Strong Espresso Blend coffee.

Strong Espresso Blend is more of an Elon Musk Space-X 🚀rocket. Everything seems fine, then - 💥KAABOOOOM!

By all means, try it. Unless you are of a nervous disposition. Under no circumstances should you operate 🚜heavy machinery until the effects wear off.

If you're a serious coffee lover (or own a coffee shop) we give great prices for 6kg, 12kg and 18kg. And FREE delivery for all - 🎆hurrah!

Go on! Give it a try. Dare ya.